Intro to my life

April 1976 - May 2004. 1.7m, dark brown eyes, 60KG. Seasonal hair depending on mood. Used to be the guy on the street. Eat, sleep, work, play, getting laid. Vulgarity used to be my slag. Try to look BAD, but hated smokers and drugs... heading nowhere afterall.

Relationships like a breeze, when its cool everything's romantic. When it's hot, get's sizzling. When its still, find a better place.

Career: 8-5... draggy.
Pay: $1000 odd... boring.
Woman: 32b... tiny.
Life: Looking for pussy.
Religion: Buying 4D.
Education: Diploma... Good for dustbin.
Philosophy: Take things easy.

In the end, no career, no prospects, no aim, no goal, no fun, no luck, no strength, no mood, no money, no honey, no help, no pity, no skills, no vision, no life... Life? Wassup?!!!